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When I woke up Thursday morning I looked at the Associated Press headline on my cell phone. The headline announced that President Obama had won the Nobel Peace Prize. My first thought was that somehow, one of my friends had sent this to me as a joke. Then I realized that wasn’t possible. It was a REAL story. I instantly took stock of the Presidents accomplishments. What had I missed? He asked Israel to stop building Jewish settlements. They haven’t. I could go on but but suffice it to say he has accomplished nothing. Then I thought it might be just because he tried to accomplish “peace,” but that doesn’t wash either. You see, the nominations for this prize closed less than two weeks after he took the oath of office! Catholics beware: I’m sure the Pope will start Canonization for the first living person..Saint Obama is probably next!